A Tramp Abroad — Volume 06
1880
Twain takes aim at the sacred cows of European tourism in this sharper, more sardonic travelogue. Written with the eyes of a man who has seen too much of the world to be awed by it anymore, A Tramp Abroad finds the great humorist in a uniquely cynical mood. Accompanying his long-suffering companion Harris (a marvel of grumpy obstructionism), Twain traverses the Swiss Alps, marveling at glaciers and church bells while cataloging the absurdities of fellow tourists and the strange customs of foreign lands. Harris, never one to let a majestic vista go uncriticized, finds fault with even the most breathtaking Alpine scenery, providing a perfect comedic foil to Twain's more philosophical musings. The book remains a brilliant sendup of travel culture and the pretensions of the Grand Tour, proving that seeing the world is no guarantee of wisdom or good humor.
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“That's the difference between governments and individuals. Governments don't care, individuals do.””
— Mark Twain
“Every noun has a gender, and there is no sense or system in the distribution; so the gender of each must be learned separately and by heart. There is no other way. To do this one has to have a memory like a memorandum-book. In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has. Think what overwrought reverence that shows for the turnip, and what callous disrespect for the girl. See how it looks in print -- I translate this from a conversation in one of the best of the German Sunday-school books:Gretchen: "Wilhelm, where is the turnip?"Wilhelm: "She has gone to the kitchen."Gretchen: "Where is the accomplished and beautiful English maiden?"Wilhelm. "It has gone to the opera.””
— Mark Twain
“Everybody has heard of the great Heidelberg Tun, and most people have seen it, no doubt. It is a wine-cask as big as a cottage, and some traditions say it holds eighteen hundred thousand bottles, and other traditions say it holds eighteen hundred million barrels. I think it likely that one of these statements is a mistake, and the other is a lie. However, the mere matter of capacity is a thing of no sort of consequence, since the cask is empty, and indeed has always been empty, history says. An empty cask the size of a cathedral could excite but little emotion in me. I do not see any wisdom in building a monster cask to hoard up emptiness in, when you can get a better quality, outside, any day, free of expense.””
— Mark Twain
“A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificant by and by.””
— Mark Twain
“The Germans have another kind of parenthesis, which they make by splitting a verb in two and putting half of it at the beginning of an exciting chapter and the other half at the end of it. Can any one conceive of anything more confusing than that? These things are called “separable verbs.” The German grammar is blistered all over with separable verbs; and the wider the two portions of one of them are spread apart, the better the author of the crime is pleased with his performance. A favorite one is reiste ab”
— Mark Twain
“The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.””
— Mark Twain
“His hair was short and parted accurately in the middle, and he had all the look of an American person who would be likely to begin his signature with an initial, and spell his middle name out.””
— Mark Twain
“I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and add no translation. When I am the reader, and the author considers me able to do the translating myself, he pays me quite a nice compliment - but if he would do the translating for me I would try to get along without the compliment.””
— Mark Twain
“It's a Catholic glacier. You can tell by the look of it. And the management." I said, no, I believed nothing but the extreme end of it was in a Catholic canton. "Well, then, it's a government glacier," said Harris. "It's all the same. Over here the government runs everything”
— Mark Twain
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