Newton Smart

“If I have done great things it's because I was standing in the closet of smart men taking notes and then publishing their ideas as my own.””

“I ope ya don't mind, Charlie, but I borrowed one a ya effs.''Ya did?''Yeah.' he smiled. 'I told 'im to start finkin' smart.””

“No, sir. I won’t complain. Except when I move it sharp and sudden, my arm is real numb. It’s the rest of me that’s in misery.” “Where?” “My backside and my privates. I’m stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it.””