Indiscretions of Archie

“It ought to be a criminal offence for women to dye their hair. Especially red. What the devil do women do that sort of thing for?””

— P. G. Wodehouse

“Much has been written on the subject of bed-books. The general consensus of opinion is that a gentle, slow-moving story makes the best opiate””

— P. G. Wodehouse

“I want to see the manager." "Is there anything I could do, sir?" Archie looked at him doubtfully. "Well, as a matter of fact, my dear old desk-clerk," he said, "I want to kick up a fearful row, and it hardly seems fair to lug you into it. Why you, I mean to say? The blighter whose head I want on a charger is the bally manager.””

— P. G. Wodehouse

“He looked like a horse with a secret sorrow. He coughed three times, like a horse who, in addition to a secret sorrow, had contracted asthma.””

— P. G. Wodehouse

“But he has. Much funnier." In a way it was a sort of compliment, but Archie felt embarrassed. He withdrew coyly into the cushioned recess.””

— P. G. Wodehouse