Little Britain
1819
Washington Irving turns his wry American eye on a forgotten corner of old London in this delicious satirical sketch. Little Britain is a cramped, crumbling district tucked behind St. Paul's Cathedral, where ancient houses lean against each other like drunkards and the dome of the cathedral looms overhead like a protective matriarch. Irving's narrator has taken lodgings here and spends his days observing the neighborhood's colorful inhabitants, particularly the Lamb family: the patriarch, a lovably vulgar old butcher whose manners haven't evolved since the Restoration, and his pretentious descendants who desperately aspire to gentility. Their social climbing sparks a bitter rivalry with the Trotter family, and what begins as status anxiety devolves into all-out warfare, tearing the community apart. Beneath the satire lies genuine mourning: Irving captures a London that was already vanishing, where honest vulgarity is giving way to hollow gentrification, and where the old rhythms of neighborhood life are being strangled by modern ambition. It's a love letter to a world disappearing in real time, written with the knowing melancholy of someone who recognizes that progress is often just loss wearing a new hat.
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“Roast beef and plum pudding are also held in superstitious veneration, and port and sherry maintain their grounds as the only true English wines; all others being considered vile, outlandish beverages.””
— Washington Irving
“Little Britain may truly be called the heart's core of the city; the stronghold of true John Bullism. It is a fragment of London as it was in its better days, with its antiquated folks and fashions. Here flourish in great preservation many of the holiday games and customs of yore. The inhabitants most religiously eat pancakes on Shrove Tuesday, hot-cross-buns on Good Friday, and roast goose at Michaelmas; they send love-letters on Valentine's Day, burn the pope on the fifth of November, and kiss all the girls under the mistletoe at Christmas. Roast””
— Washington Irving













