Alexander Dick

“Draft-dodging is what chicken-hawks do best. Dick Cheney, Glenn Beck, Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh (this capon claimed he had a cyst on his fat ass), Newt Gingrich, former Attorney General John Ashcroft”

“Fucking cracker,” Alvarado hissed as he was shoved into the patrol car.“Aw, that’s discrimination, right there.” I feigned hurt. “See, I see you as scumbag first, Alvarado. Or dick-cheese. Scumsucking pedophile. Asshole. The fact that you’re Hispanic doesn’t even factor into it.””

“Suck my dick, Peter," I echoed.He scraped his teeth along my side. "Now say,'Please', Austin." His fingers pried at my belt."Please, Austin," I grinned, pushing him further down, until he was on his knees.””