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Maxims of Methuselah

Maxims of Methuselah

Frank Gelett Burgess

Maxims of Methuselah, written by Frank Gelett Burgess, presents the advice of the biblical patriarch Methuselah to his great-grandson on the complexities of women. This work, published in the early 20th century, claims to be the only authentic English rendering of the 330 parables attributed to Methuselah. The text combines humor and wisdom, reflecting the author's extensive experience with women and offering insights into feminine psychology through a unique lens.

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Being the Advice given by the Patriarch in his Nine Hundred Sixty and Ninth Year to his Great Grandson at Shem's Coming...

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