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Goops and How to Be Them

Goops and How to Be Them

Frank Gelett Burgess

Published in 1900, 'Goops and How to Be Them' by Frank Gelett Burgess is a whimsical children's book that introduces the 'Goops,' a group of ill-mannered creatures. Through playful verse and illustrations, Burgess contrasts the Goops' rudeness with lessons on politeness and good behavior. The book is notable for its humorous take on social etiquette, encouraging children to reflect on their own conduct in a lighthearted manner.

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