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Goop Directory (version 2)

Goop Directory (version 2)

Frank Gelett Burgess

Published in 1901, 'Goop Directory (version 2)' by Frank Gelett Burgess is a humorous collection of poems that satirizes the behavior of misbehaving children. The poems use playful language and whimsical illustrations to depict the antics of 'goops,' a term Burgess coined to describe ill-mannered kids. This work is notable for its lighthearted critique of childhood behavior and its enduring appeal in children's literature.

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A funny collection of poems about bad children.

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