Clyde Brown

“A complete three hundred and sixty degree turn from the other clowns she’d dated. Like Clyde T. and his bright idea to invent chewless gum.””

“Oh, how romantic. He got arrested for me. Our romantic gestures consisted of getting felony charges on our records for each other. The Bonnie and Clyde of the Fae world.This is not what I had in mind when I think of Eli and me and handcuffs.””

“He told me about the first time he met Mom. They were little kids and she was outside selling lemonade. He thought she was cute, so he paid five whole dollars for a cup. And then she let him sell it with her, and they spit in Clyde Pill’s lemonade because Clyde always picked on Dad because Dad was smaller than him. Dad said when he saw that white loogie hanging off Mom’s lip and dropping into Clyde’s lemonade, he knew right then and there that he would love her forever.””