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Two Fares East

Two Fares East

W. C. Tuttle

The wedding party's been drinking since sunup, the bride's getting restless, and the groom is nowhere to be found. That's the situation confronting Honey Bee at the Flying H ranch on what should be the happiest night of Joe Rich's life. When he finally stumbles in, barely upright and drowning in a borrowed suit two sizes too big, you know you're in for a rough ride. But this being a Tuttle Western, the chaos is just beginning. As Honey Bee scrambles to hold everything together, the night spirals into a dizzying mess of missed cues, wandering livestock, and friends who mean well but can't seem to stop making things worse. The humor lands not from slapstick but from the deadpan absurdity of people trying to do the right thing while everything goes sideways. It's a love story wrapped in a comedy of errors, set in a ranch community where everyone's got an opinion and nobody's afraid to share it. Tuttle writes with the warmth of someone who actually lived in these towns, capturing the rough affection between people who've known each other too long to bother pretending.

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