Evergreens

“I can't sit still and see another man slaving and working. I want to get up and superintend, and walk round with my hands in my pockets, and tell him what to do. It is my energetic nature. I can't help it.””

— Jerome K. Jerome

“Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing. ””

— Jerome K. Jerome

“I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me.””

— Jerome K. Jerome

“But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.””

— Jerome K. Jerome

“I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left, and have felt much better ever since.””

— Jerome K. Jerome

“It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do. It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me: the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart.You cannot give me too much work; to accumulate work has almost become a passion with me: my study is so full of it now, that there is hardly an inch of room for any more. I shall have to throw out a wing soon.And I am careful of my work, too. Why, some of the work that I have by me now has been in my possession for years and years, and there isn’t a finger-mark on it. I take a great pride in my work; I take it down now and then and dust it. No man keeps his work in a better state of preservation than I do.But, though I crave for work, I still like to be fair. I do not ask for more than my proper share.””

— Jerome K. Jerome

“Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.””

— Jerome K. Jerome

“How good one feels when one is full -- how satisfied with ourselves and with the world! People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.””

— Jerome K. Jerome

“We must not think of the things we could do with, but only of the things that we can't do without.””

— Jerome K. Jerome