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Cheerful Smugglers

Cheerful Smugglers

Ellis Parker Butler

A young family, desperate to save for their baby's education, implements a revolutionary household policy: a tariff on all incoming goods, modeled after the protective taxes they believe plague the national economy. Every item that enters their home must be taxed. But when guests arrive, dressed in their finest to avoid duties, the scheme unravels into glorious chaos. The hosts smuggle in luxuries hidden in guest bags. The guests wear only what they came in to avoid paying duty on clothing. Everyone accuses everyone else of cheating while committing the same transgressions. Butler's razor-sharp satire dissects the hypocrisy of protectionist economics, showing how the same greedy logic that nations apply to trade becomes absurd when applied to a humble household. The comedy cuts both ways: these smugglers aren't villains, they're just people trying to get ahead, which makes their simultaneous hypocrisy and self-righteousness painfully funny.

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