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Quiet, Please

Kevin Scott

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Quiet, Please

Kevin Scott

Humour, Science-Fiction & Fantasy, Short Stories

Quiet, Please is a science fiction short story written in the early 1960s by Kevin Scott. The narrative follows Groverzb, who seeks solitude on a planet inhabited by silent creatures known as the Little People, hoping to escape the noise of human society and focus on his musical compositions. However, he soon finds himself in a humorous predicament when his piano produces discordant sounds, leading to his eventual expulsion from the planet due to his own verbal excesses. The story satirically explores themes of communication and the irony of seeking silence.

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A science fiction short story written in the early 1960s. The narrative focuses on Groverzb, an individual seeking solit...

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Quiet, Please! was a radio fantasy and horror program created by Wyllis Cooper, also known for creating Lights Out. Erne...

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A humorist and honest look at a life in public service. For most of us, librarians are the quiet people behind the desk,...

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“There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos. ””

— Kevin Scott

“I am convinced that grandkids are inherently evil people who tell their grandparents to "just go to the library and open up an e-mail account - it's free and so simple.””

— Kevin Scott

“The library”

— Kevin Scott

“Plenty of patrons had asked me strange things, but this was the first who asked me where my car was parked. It was almost comical to look at the man, because he actually thought I was going to tell him. I struggled to come up with a reply, but the best I could muster was, "That's personal." What I meant to say was, "Sir, the fact that I work in a public library doesn't make me stupid, it just makes me poor. There's no way I'm going to tell you”

— Kevin Scott

“I began to see it was the community, not the librarian, that was important to the library. Librarians were only as important as the community they inspired. If I was going to continue with this career, my job wouldn’t be to protect information, it would be to bring the community together and inspire them to appreciate everything a library stands for.””

— Kevin Scott

“It's a cruel world, and unless you're blessed with some talent people will pay money to see, your friends are the only people who will get you where you need to go.””

— Kevin Scott

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