R. P. Jones

“Stinger – Elf Paladin, Level 2 Just level 2? She must have low Elf-esteem.””

“Nails giggled like a naughty schoolchild with a smoker’s cough.””

“A wolf is wearing a collar with a six-foot metal chain. Ten feet away, there is a chicken pen with chickens inside. The wolf manages to kill all the chickens. How?””