Quotes by R. P. Jones

“Stinger – Elf Paladin, Level 2 Just level 2? She must have low Elf-esteem.””

“Nails giggled like a naughty schoolchild with a smoker’s cough.””

“A wolf is wearing a collar with a six-foot metal chain. Ten feet away, there is a chicken pen with chickens inside. The wolf manages to kill all the chickens. How?””

“I have a terrible feeling, it is as though a very dark shadow is growing over us all. It is everybody's duty - our own whims and politics aside - to do what is right for the world. Is it not?””

“Should we follow her? She's weird. She just scraped penguin poop into a test tube and she speaks like she's been smoking it.""You're a tree-foot-tall adult with an unhealthy addiction to imaginary horse pies. And I'm a six-foot-tall regenerating lizard with a lightning-imbued hammer. Let's not point too many fingers at weirdos.””