Quotes by E. W. Howe

“A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.””

“A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.””

“A reasonable probability is the only certainty.””

“To be an ideal guest, stay at home.””

“Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little. ~E.W. Howe””

“The most destructive criticism is indifference.””

“The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.””