Quotes by Tom Tit

“A Guards regiment, eh, Comrade Colonel? These tit-sucking children could not guard a Turkish whorehouse; much less do anything worthwhile inside of it!” While commenting on how unprepared his troops are. -Alekseyev””

“True followers of Jesus will not dismiss the Sermon on the Mount as “impossible” or argue that it was “only for the apostles” and not for ordinary Christians. In addition they will not see it as something that just makes us aware of our need for grace, although it does that quite powerfully. Jesus could not be clearer: He expects His followers to obey and to live His message. This is exactly what grace teaches us to do (Tit. 2:11-12).””

“You wouldn’t believe a girl with electric eel tits,””

“The way she left matters with Nigel disgusts her. A free affair”