“Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. "Watson" he says, "look up in the sky and tell me what you see.""I see millions of stars, Holmes," says Watson."And what do you conclude from that, Watson?"Watson thinks for a moment. "Well," he says, "astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignficant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?""Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!””
Quotes by Thomas Sherlock
“Do not undervalue what you are ultimately worth because you are at a momentary disadvantage.””
“Worrying about outcomes over which I have no control is punishing myself before the universe has decided whether I ought to be punished.””
“To be thought of as the perfect woman for a man isn’t a compliment to a woman, it’s more about how a man sees himself”
“Conan Doyle deluded a century of readers into thinking we're all deductive geniuses.””
“Remind yourself that you're far more likely to undercharge than overcharge, my dear, because you don't yet understand your own value and you've never been taught to demand your full worth.””
Thomas Sherlock was a prominent British divine and a significant figure in the Church of England, serving as a bishop for over three decades. His tenure as a bishop was marked by his deep commitment t...