Quotes by Stewart Dick

“I know from our own private match last night, in which he literally fucked me until I passed smooth out, that when it comes to stamina, there isn’t a bloke here that can match his.That thought alone has me smiling like a dick-matised idiot.””

“Even if I think romantic love is mostly a chemically induced state, she believes in it. There’s no need for me to be a dick about it or try to ruin her idea of it. Sean can give her all she needs in that department. I’m glad in that respect because she deserves to believe for as long as she can. Life has a way of ripping our ideas and hopes about the things that matter most to us to shreds.””

“That was cruel,” she scolds. My dick agrees, but at least my conscience won’t eat at me like it tried to after the lake. If I ever lay another hand on Cecelia Horner, at least she’ll have a better idea of whom she’s getting into bed with”

“This is exactly why I don’t want you anywhere near us.” I lift a hand. “Please, you’re using the fact that I get a period as an excuse to eradicate me from the tribe? You and your group of vigilantes are supposed to be the do-gooders, right? We’re supposed to be thankful to your sordid dick circle?” I huff, “Well, allow me to thank you on behalf of all of us pussy wielding predators,””

“Are you for real?” He frowns, pulling open a container and popping some cheese into his mouth. “What do you mean?” “I mean…are you really this nice? Are you going to turn into some raging dick in a couple of weeks and ruin all of this?” He seems completely unfazed by my question. “Is that what you’re used to?” I don’t hesitate. “Yes.” “Then, I guess it depends.” “On what?” “Can you keep a secret?””

“I signed in relief and then remembered Reid was there, somewhere in the sea of fans with his arms around another woman. And I had sent him a six thousand dollar set of drums. I hope his dick falls off.””

“Bitch has lost her mind,” one of the girls says from the garage. “You must’ve dicked her too good, Dom.””