“We act insane, because if we didn't, we would most surely become insane.- Hawkeye””
Quotes by Richard Hooker
“You warped me. I was a perfectly normal--drug addicted bisexual hooker-fucking criminal.-perfectly normal sensible man with normal sensible urgesbefore you.””
“change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better.””
“When Radar O'Reilly, just out of high school, left Ottumwa, Iowa, and enlisted in the United States Army it was with the express purpose of making a career of the Signal Corps.””
“You know who we been living with for the past week? We been living with the only man in history who ever took a piece in the ladies’ can of a Boston & Maine train. When the conductor caught him in there with his Winter Carnival date she screamed, ‘He trapped me!’ and that’s how he got his name. This is the famous Trapper John. God, Trapper, I speak for the Duke as well as myself when I say it’s an honor to have you with us. Have a martini, Trapper.””
“He might make it, even if all I really did was hit him in the head with an axe.””
“In this present age, zeal has conquered charity, and rhetoric has drowned meekness.””
Richard Hooker was an English theologian and priest in the Church of England, best known for his influential work, 'Of the Laws of Ecclesiastical Polity.' Born in the late 16th century, Hooker played ...