“Anyway, it was Oscar who called me to remind me that our nephew, Lydia's son Garnett, was turning eleven years old. Fuck my life. I hated that kid. He smelled like asparagus, and he sweated way too much for a healthy child; but then Garnett, given his propensity for biting teachers and catching chipmunks in the backyard only to bury them alive, was no normal kid. He was a case study for sociopathic behavior in the making. A walking, talking, farting, sweaty, odorous, chipmunk-burying cry for help.””
Quotes by Richard Garnett
Richard GarnettRichard Garnett was an English author, librarian, and literary historian known for his extensive contributions to the study of literature and his insightful essays. Born in 1835, he served as the Keep...