Quotes by John T. Clayton

“As the author of Lost Wife, Saw Barracuda - True Stories from a Sharm el Sheikh Scuba Diving Instructor, I know a thing or two about guide books but I have never quite seen anything like the Buns Guide before. There is certainly nothing arse-about-face with this book and indeed you have to admire the author's cheek, although thankfully he didn't include a photo of it here!What shines through in this quality-produced book is "Stryke" Clayton's intelligence, wit and ability to get away with a subject normally found in magazines and websites of questionable pedigree. The result is a hilarious and surprisingly tasteful book written by someone who would probably feel at home in the cast of Monty Python's Flying Circus.The Buns Guide is a great poke in the ribs at those nature guide books and the plastic animal or fish identity picture cards they sell in national parks around the world. With so many parts to the female anatomy I'm sure the author may well be considering a sequel or two?A great read, very funny and a well-produced book. Full marks here!””

“To understand how revolutionary Pasteur’s contributions were, consider the previously popular ideas that attempted to explain why people got sick. For nearly two thousand years, the medical profession believed that four different bodily fluids”

“That wasn’t a kill shot. That was a body swing. She doesn’t want to kill you; she just wants to kneecap you.” “Great,” Ben said, growing testy. “Why would she want to kneecap me?” “Probably so you’ll stop running away so much,” Patrick shrugged. “That’s why I’d kneecap somebody.” “I don’t want to be kneecapped!” Ben wailed. “Well, I didn’t want John Tesh to get the satisfaction of going platinum, but we don’t always get what we want, now do we?””