“There’s a reason people say everything happens for a reason, but don’t think about that reason too much, because then you’ll turn into the unhappy “skeptical one" of the group.””
Quotes by Jay Clarke
“Any selfish person can light up a room. But a truly selfless person leaves the room (without saying goodbye to anyone) right before they get in a bad mood. See the distinction?””
“It must be time for my pill. I pull a tiny fourth from my jeans pocket.Didn't you just take one?Here. To help you get through class.He swallows it without a word, tells me he wants to know what it feels like to take what I'm taking. It's the nicest, most disturbing thing anyone has ever said to me.””
“It wasnt easy to make Clark. It took years and cost a fortune. Luckily I had both.””
“One of these days, she'll let me perform a favor for her without calculating what she owes me, which is always going to be nothing. Except for maybe a kiss, if our relationship ever reaches that level”
“That, right there, is how not to give a shit, let alone two of them.””
“Did you remember my tennis-themed Halloween party this weekend?Yes. Not really, no. Where is it again?My house. Well, my dad's house. Should I feel bad for hosting it while he's out of town?Not when he still owes you for a lifetime of disappointment.””