“Goo'-by, ole Bill, by-by. There you go, an' the signal o' distress roun' you, H. B. 'I'm in need of assistance.' Lord, here comes the sharks--look! look! look at um fight! look at um takin' ole Bill! I'm in need of assistance. I sh'd say you were, ole Bill.””
“He took Mother for a ride in his first automobile, some early ancestor of Foolish Carriage. As Dad and Mother, dressed in dusters and wearing goggles, went scorching through the streets of Boston, bystanders tossed insults and ridicule in their direction......"Say, Noah, what are you doing with that Ark?"That did it. Dad slowed the car and cocked his checkered cap belligerently over one eye."Collecting animals like the good Lord told me," he screamed back. "All I need is a jackass. Hop in.””
Frank B. Lord was an English footballer renowned for his role as a centre forward during the mid-20th century. Over his career, he made a significant impact in the English Football League, amassing 35...