"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
Quotes by Dorothy Parker
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Résumé Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful. You might as well live."
Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker (née Rothschild; August 22, 1893 – June 7, 1967) was an American poet, literary critic and writer of fiction. Based in New York, she was known for her caustic wisecracks, and eye for 20...
