“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." ~ Jane Austin. Arguably one of the best opening lines in literary history (I said ARGUABLY doesn't mean I want to argue). However, to make it a modern retelling it would have to read: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man or women in possession of a good fortune, just treading water or so broke it aint no joke, must be in want of a life partner.””
Quotes by Austin Potter
“There are no completely pureblood wizards or witches. There is at least one Muggle in every single magical family””
“Set designer Stephanie McMillan said she found the ugliest furnishings possible to make the Dursley’s home more unpleasant.””
“The Chamber of Secrets and The Order of the Phoenix are the only two movies not nominated for an academy award.””
“Winky the House Elf is still at Hogwarts and never got over her addiction to butterbeer.””
“J.K. Rowling wrote alternative endings for the series which included Voldemort turning back into a child and Ginny turning into a bird.””