“I swear, sometimes talking to you is like trying to converse with a tree. A very big, very solid, very tree.””
Quotes by Anne Walker
“Tell me, what size must a guy's balls be in order to walk up to his former comandin' officer and declare his intent to plant his flag, so to speak, in the man's baby sister? Texas-sizes, maybe? Alaska-sized?””
“The brainless wonder in his pants certainly appreciated her nearness. The stupid bastard started pounding against his zipper like a convict pounding against the bars of his cell.””
“Sighing my sadness into him, I gently kiss his lips. I will remember this moment for eternity.””
“Good God! You two have got to quit that. You’re making my boy parts get bigger!””
“After shutting off the phone to ignore the incessant ringing, I'm proud of myself. I hear nothing but silence. There is nothing torturing me. There is no sound to make me jump or panic. There is nothing but complete silence, well, Except In My Head, but whatever.””
“The story of a woman who was scared of the dark and a man who was scared of love, who’d come together to overcome all their fears…””
Anne Walker was an influential architectural historian and author based in New York City. She graduated from the Chapin School and Middlebury College, later earning a master's degree that solidified h...