Quotes by Alexander Engel

“Setting tasers to STUN!””

“Stop shooting! You'll scratch the fucking paint!””

“It's gonna be a long day.””

“I didn’t say I was gonna kill anyone, but come on. I’m the fucking Dead Blue. I didn’t get my reputation from slashing dandelions with a metre stick.””

“Tyler: Watch yourself. They've got spears.Damian: Great. I love spears.””

“Sweet dreams, motherfucker!””

“You obnoxious little shit! You're like a chicken that keeps moving around when I try to chop its head off.””

“It takes two to tango in the asshole competition. Hope you can keep up because I tap dance like a bastard.””

“Damian: So… why are they running?Aria: I don’t know.Damian: Should we run?Aria: Why?Damian: We are outsiders after all.Aria: So?Damian: So we should run to make it look like we didn’t do it.Aria: But we didn’t do it, so what’s the problem?Damian: But they might think differently.Aria: So?Damian: I think we should run.Aria: You go do that, then.Damian: I’m not running.Aria: Why not?Damian: Because you’re not running.Aria: You’re an idiot; you just said we should run.Damian: I changed my mind.Aria: Why?Damian: Because then it would look like we did it and we’re trying to get out of there.Aria: You’re packin’ brains after all.Damian: I’m always packin’. People just don’t look for those qualities anymore.Aria: I do.Damian: Okay, besides you, most bitches look for what else I’m packin’, if you know what I mean.Aria: Ah, must be why you’re considered the disappointment of your clan.Damian: Go fuck yourself!Aria: Just be quiet.””

“Jenny: Do you mind going back downstairs?Damian: Why?Jenny: Because I don’t want any dead bodies in my bathroom.Damian: ...We don’t have to keep it in here.Jenny: GET OUT!””

“Well, you know what I always say: 'overkill is better than underkill'!””