Why the long face?

If you are a fan of David Sedaris or Augusten Burroughs you're going to love Craig Chester. With a laugh on nearly every page, Chester encapsulates his life growing up in the bible belt to being crowned the king of independent cinema into seventeen pitch perfect comic essays that like-it-or-not are all real experiences from his life. If you're embarrassed to laugh-out-loud in public read this book at home. Includes trips in a conversion van with a backseat porto-potty! Speaking in tongues! Apocalypse watching with buckets of KFC! S*!% throwing monkeys! Pureed Thanksgiving dinner. Diana Ross! Alien abduction! And a healthy dose of throwing up.