The last testament

From the creation of the universe to jeggings, the Lord Almighty has been a pivotal player in nearly all the major decisions of the past 20 epochs. Now for the first time He starts dishing the dirt on all aspects of the universe and the creatures therein, starting with Adam and Steve (you read right) and ending with Snooki. He also addresses hot button topics like prayer in school and evolution; and divulges his 'inside picks' for the next 93 super bowls. Sure to appeal to a broad base of readers, from the most ardent apocalyptist to the most blasphemous Darwinian.