Everybody's favorite book

A good book may have a spaceman or a ninja or a cowboy, but Everybody s Favorite Book has something better: a Space Ninja Cow. And that s only the beginning. You like princesses? We got 'em. Prefer a mystery? No sweat. Want the definition of "gallimaufry"? A good poop joke? A giant, carnivorous guinea pig? Check, check, and check.