James and the Giant Pulsating Mass of Pissing, Shitting, Screaming, Puking, Burping, Bleeding, Farting, Sweating, Ejaculating, Genetically Modified Mutant Monster Meat

Imagine JAME & THE GIANT PEACH, only instead of a giant peach it's a genetic abomination, an unholy hulk of agonized flesh that Should Not Be... ...and instead of a small boy sharing a jolly adventure with a group of anthropomorphic insects, there is a mindless killing machine on a nightmare voyage through an ecological Hell with a group of horrifying freaks! Torture in the name of science! A plastic island inhabited by mutant Sea Monkeys! Pollution kaiju! It's another retelling of a beloved children's classic sure to have the original author spinning in his grave!