A Recipe For Pounding My Butt

Joey is an ad executive on a mission, heading to Kentucky for an in-person meeting with legendary businessman, and giant prehistoric chicken-dinosaur, Colonel Samblers. When Joey arrives he learns the colonel has discovered a new form of cruelty-free fried chicken, and Joey is tasked to establish a creative ad campaign and get the word out. Always one to think outside of the box, Joey realizes that a crossover product from another timeline is the way to go, but should this come in the form of a made for TV movie or a hardcore erotic novel? As evening falls and erotic tensions rise on Samblers Ranch, the answer soon becomes clear. This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on dinosaur bird action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and giant prehistoric chicken love.