Susan Slutt, Girl Sleuth

If you loved Susan Slutt, Girl Dick (and what's not to love about the greatest girl detective since the invention of crotchless pantyhose?), you'll want to return to Porkerville, USA., to learn how her career began in Susan Slutt, Girl Sleuth.There's no end to the queer happenings at Spinster College as nymphomaniac Ashleigh and Betty "Butch" Hawkins are repeatedly dragged away from class to help Susan Slutt solve one dangerous case after another. From The Dead Cat Mystery, where Susan finds a dead cat in her underwear, the girls go on to foil a Chinese sex-slave ring in The Mystery of the Chinese Junk. But that's nothing compared to the puzzle they face when they are Captured By Cannibals in the Wilds of Canada!Why is a handsome guy like Beverly Francis Bold more interested in ballet tutus than in Susan's huge, humongous, ginormous tatas? All will be revealed -- by Ashleigh; all will be solved -- by Butch; and all the credit will go to -- Susan. Along the way, Susan will send many criminals and several innocent bystanders to jail. But as Susan Slutt always says, if you want to make an omelette, you have to break a few legs! Contains the stories: * The Dead Cat Mystery * Puzzle in the Polluted Pond * Mystery of the Chinese Junk * Captured by Cannibals in the Wilds of Canada * The Ghost in the Outhouse * The Clue of the Broken Bed * The Disappearance of Helen * The Secret of the Lost Lunch * The Haunted Girdle * The Santa Secret * Susan Slutt Solves the Mystery * The Secret in the Old Watch * The Elusive Transvestite * The Sinister Second Susan Slutt * Peril Over the Carport