Seriously Funny Book

It's a little serious, it's a little funny, but it's mostly seriously funny. While reading this book, you might laugh, you might cry, you might cry while laughing, which would be awesome. You might even read something that in some very small way improves your life, or gives you a different perspective or way of thinking about an important life topic, such as marriage, parenting, getting older, guinea pigs, texting with emojis, wearing sweatpants, cooking shows, phallic gravestones, clogged toilets, and much, much, MUCH more.