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Memoirs of a Neurotic ZombieMemoirs of a Neurotic Zombie

Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie

Jeff Norton

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"My name is Adam Meltzer and the last thing I remember was being stung by a bee while swinging at a robot-shaped pinata on my twelfth birthday. I was dead before the candy hit the ground". 'Memoirs of a neurotic zombie' is narrated by the hilarious Adam Meltzer - pre-teen, worrywart, and now zombie. Adam's family gets the fright of their lives when he turns up at their door ... three months after his funeral. Soon Adam's back at school trying to fit in and not draw extra attention to himself, but when he sees his neighbour Ernesto transform into a chupacubra, and the beautiful Corina (Adam's number one mega-crush) turns out to be a (vegan) vampire, undead life is never going to be the same again. This is a hilarious adventure caper all about friendship and being yourself ... even if you're undead.

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OL Work ID
OL21106978W

Subjects

Children's fictionHorror storiesJuvenile fictionZombiesChildren's storiesFictionHumorous stories

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