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Since launching with the first short story, Maynard Soloman Solves the War on Drugs, Maynard Soloman, gal-damn detective, has become somewhat of a cult hero. Or a folk hero. Or maybe just confused.Using his vocabulary of insults from bygone days and a decaying RV, the old-timey Maynard Soloman made good on his promise to fix the problems of the modern world one case at a time. Or at least cuss at them until they went away.8 Funny Detective Stories represents his first eight cases of mystery, malarkey and misadventure. Each combines the slapstick fun of The Pink Panther with the sharp wit of The Onion, if both lived in an RV watching nothing but old Westerns. Fans of Carl Hiaasen's crime fiction humor, Elmore Leonard's bumbling bad guys or snappy current events satire will enjoy these quick reads.Despite being older than dirt, the Ol' Badger is just getting started - so long as the piss and vinegar don't run out. Here are the short stories and bonus features you'll find in this keen collection.Short Stories:1. Maynard Soloman Solves the War on Drugs2. Maynard Soloman Fixes Social Security and Eats a Pony3. Maynard Soloman and the Job-Nabbin' Illegal Immigrants4. Maynard Soloman Proves Santa Claus is Real5. Maynard Soloman Legalizes Gay Knot Tying6. Maynard Soloman Takes the Bus to a Strip Club7. Maynard Soloman & the Bull$hit Cancer Awareness Campaign8. Maynard Soloman vs. The Kidney ThievesBonus Features:How to Cuss Like Maynard SolomanMaynard Soloman's Two-Beer Critter MarinadeMaynard Soloman's Guide to Milk and Cookies10 Signs Your Kid is in a CultMaynard's Guide to TippingMaynard's Guide to Charitable GivingDr. Maynard's Guide to Kidney Transplants