Defending A Big-Dicked Elven Wizard2026

"Pragmatic Amana Karl is a rare breed of elite mercenary, a Death-Doler; possessing extraordinary speed and strength, a proficiency in diverse weaponry, martial arts training, battle experience, and the gratuitous scars to prove it. After an impromptu rescue of a scullery maid from a horde of goblins in the wilds outside of Murkbum, Amana agrees to escort the young woman to a camp where survivors of a demon attack have convened. But what Amana wasn't expecting upon their arrival was a deliciously hot Elf Wizard! Pulled into a protection contract with the enigmatic and powerful Gallow, Amana must navigate the wilds, psychotic ex-girlfriends, demonic threats, a thieves guild, assassins, and the lustful machinations of a mysterious Elf." For fans of Dark Fantasy, Berserk, spice, slow-burn romance, magic, sword and sorcery, high fantasy, hot elves, explicit sex scenes, LGBTQAI+ themes and strong female main characters. "I feel like I'm reading Berserk but Gritffith and Guts benaged it out and things didn't go south."---Lamar Jenkins (fake author "But I'm Straight. Now What?") "This book lit a fire in my loins that refuses to go out." ---- Xy (innocent reader) "Sets a new standard in Elf D*ck size"--- Ian McKinney (local vagrant)